Volunteer Writer: Lucinda Orcutt-Caruso

Email: lorcuttcaruso@umassd.edu

Aries

There is a lot of road rage in your future: the geese will be sunbathing on the road again this week… Good luck leaving campus!

Taurus

How is that STEM major going? Don’t focus too much on your studies and forget to take care of yourself. Get some takeout and keep it cozy, you deserve it.

Gemini

Go out and have some fun with your friends! They miss you <3

Cancer

You are not delusional queen- the cute guy in your 10 AM lecture did wink at you. Shoot your shot!

Leo

It’s okay that you got a C on your Midterm; you don’t need to get straight A’s all the time.

Virgo

It’s a perfect time to deep clean your dorm! Put on some music and do that laundry you have been putting off.

Libra

You don’t need to let the E-scooters boss you around when you’re walking to class. You are allowed to walk on the sidewalks, too. Stand up for yourself!

Scorpio

Please stop pulling all-nighters, your heart cannot take any more caffeine. Put the Redbull down. Also, we all know you did the dining survey 5 times to get more free Celsius. Seriously… go to bed.

Sagittarius

Maybe you should avoid going to the Grove this week… just this once… or maybe for forever.

Capricorn

Take a break and be spontaneous, I promise taking a day off won’t ruin your GPA. It’s okay to live outside your color-coded daily schedule.

Aquarius

Do not eat the leftovers in your fridge! Do you even remember when you bought them? Don’t give yourself food poisoning, it’s not worth it.

Pisces

Don’t worry you didn’t fail your math midterm, have some more self confidence!