Week of October 16th – October 22nd

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You will have a chill and relaxed weekend. You will binge a few series on Netflix, play your favorite video game, and watch some horror movies for the Spooky Season.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You will forget your professor scheduled a test on this week and did absolutely no studying. You know they’re not going to put any multiple choice, only open response and fill in the blanks. You cram your hardest until 4 am the next day, only for your lack of sleep to bite you.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

This week, you will be met with the best Dunkin coffee you’ve ever had!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Make sure you’re more cautious of your surroundings, someone is watching you…

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You will walk into walls an embarrassing amount this week.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

This week you’ll find yourself being more empathetic than usual… which makes you a loser. Don’t fall for other people’s schemes! You do you!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Your fire alarm will go off and the cops will have to come. 😦

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Watch out! A crack in the concrete will take you out this week

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

This week will be a cozy one for you! It’s getting chilly, but do not fret for you will be so comfy with your hot drink and blankets. : )

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You go on adventure? Adventuring into the places? Go forth, my child. Adventure.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Buy it. You know what I’m talking about. Just splurge and do it! You deserve it.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

All your classes are going to pile on you at once – if you don’t get a move on!!! Stop freaking out and procrastinating and get your head in the game. You’ll realize how quickly those discussion boards and essays go when you start writing them.