Week of March 20th – March 26th

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

No matter what day or what hour, it looks like you’ll have an easy time finding parking spots by your dorm this week!

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

The construction vehicles by the woodlands apartments will wake you up, and you will not get a good night’s sleep!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You should sleep in and skip your class this Wednesday, you will wake up to an email saying it was canceled. Trust me! 😉

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You will meet a new friend at the campus center this week! Hooray! 🙂

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Watch out! There’s a very likely chance you could trip and fall into the construction ditches by the Woodland apartments!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The Grove workers will give you nasty looks when you gag on the food there and then throw it in the trash. You DO NOT want to get on their bad side!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Surprise! You have an overdue balance to pay off on COIN.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Right when it’s most inconvenient, you’re going to forget your keys and get locked out of your dorm! Hopefully, your roommates will be around to help.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You’re gonna run into that one person on campus that you don’t really like that you’ve been avoiding, and it will be very awkward. 😬

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Looks like you’ll end up in the right place at the right time this week. You’re gonna find a $100 bill lying on the floor of LARTS!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

The professor will pull you aside to talk to you after class. I cannot tell if it will be for a good or bad reason, so good luck.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Your roommates will mysteriously vanish at one point during the week. You will later find out they went to the Grove without you. 🙁