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Tbh ts pmo. Ev kep b abrv. Y? 

Nvr gna kno. 

Tbh idk wth ts eve mean anym. Evey on TikTok b talkin lik ts. 

“Icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl r u fr rn b fr I h8 bein idek amm,” TikTok use toasterwithbread cmnted. 

I cmptly agr, ts lang s bein chop. 

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Idk, idek. Idk Idk ts pmo icl. 

Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol fr r u bein fr rn idk idc. 

“IDK IDK IDK IDK IDK LOL PMO ICL,” some1 sed. 

Lmao fr ts so funy. 

Lol, ts pmo icl. 

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Tbh iduwpatltimnsaiitotel. 

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Idek wat I’m ritin. 

“icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go 💔… b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pmo 2 js lmk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys🙏💔 ts pmo,” sd sum guy. 

But, that’s just one person’s opinion.

(This article is written as a parody for Torchure.)