The Dartmouth Geese Lovers Association (DGLA) is launching at UMass Dartmouth, meeting Wednesdays at 5 pm by the pond to promote goose appreciation. Members must join via MyOrgs and submit a selfie or a 500-word essay. The inaugural meeting on April 5th includes icebreakers and a goose-themed race with prizes. Continue reading UMass Dartmouth Geese Lover’s Club
The University of Massachusetts, Dartmouth experienced a disruptive tech outage, revealing a lack of cybersecurity training for staff, despite a warning from the State Auditor. Renovations dominate priorities, overshadowing essential cyber preparedness. Consequently, students faced challenges like restricted printing, highlighting flaws in the administration’s response to cybersecurity risks. Continue reading UMass Dartmouth Falls Victim to Cyber Attack and It’s Their Own Fault, Too
Several University of Massachusetts Dartmouth students were detained for smoking marijuana in their dorms after a suspicious RA reported them. Instead of facing typical consequences, the students were taken to an underground tunnel, where bizarre and even supernatural elements were hinted at, leading to a strange series of events and confusion. Continue reading College Students Locked up in Satanic Underground Dungeon
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Staff Writer: Maya Arruda Email: marruda7@umassd.edu The formerly endangered shark species, Ikeamus blahajii, has finally been officially taken off the endangered species list thanks to the tireless efforts of internet activists. Commonly known as the Blahaj shark (or simply as Blahaj), this shark is important worldwide due to its important role in marine ecosystems and as a vital aspect of modern culture. Blahaj has a … Continue reading Shark Species Saved From Endangerment by Redditors
Staff Writer: Sydney M. Cayer Email: scayer@umassd.edu Our handsome, majestic, and wonderful mascot, Arnie, will be the star of season 28 of The Bachelor. The Bachelor is a reality show that has been running since 2002 and is finishing its 27th season. The show follows an eligible bachelor on the quest to find a wife. To start off the season, the bachelor is presented with … Continue reading Arnie Set To Star In The Bachelor
Sports Editor: Shailyn Bacchiocchi Email: sbacchiocchi@umassd.edu Because of the ongoing safety concerns on campus, the University has implemented a new program to ensure students feel comfortable and secure on campus. UMass Dartmouth has started the Personal Safety Goose Program, or PSGP, to help students with their everyday lives on campus. “It’s really a great system, and we’re glad the Geese have been so willing to … Continue reading UMass Dartmouth Proposes New Safety Program
(Image via umassd.edu) Photography Manager: Brendan Flaherty Email: bflaherty1@umassd.edu As a new wave of food ideas for the average food enjoyer washes over, the Grove has struck gold. According to inside informant, Arnie Corsair, the Grove plans to release a new arsenal of foods. Foods that have never been seen before, or at least not in this way. In efforts to become “hip and cool” … Continue reading The Grove’s New Line-Up Will Be One To Remember
Staff Writer: Rena Danho Email: rdanho@umassd.edu (Image via afoodloverskitchen.com) We’ve all heard of stupid challenges popping up here and there on social media. A long time ago, around 10 years ago at this point, we saw people attempting the cinnamon challenge, where people would try to have a spoon of cinnamon in their mouth for as long as they could without spitting it out. You … Continue reading “One Of The Guys”
