aka “President Trump Hails Umass Dartmouth as a “Model University” in First Visit” This is a source of parody, satire, and humor and is for entertainment purposes only, published for the week of April Fools. Said posts or stories may or may not use real names, always in semi-real and/or mostly, or substantially, fictitious ways. As the purpose of said stories is to entertain and amuse and … Continue reading

By Sickly Albatross, Staff Writer There is a persistent problem on the UMass Dartmouth campus. It affects an extraordinary number of students every single day and the school administration has com- pletely given up trying to fix it. There is an unidentified force that causes student vehicles to malfunction and bre- ak down on ring road in between Birch Grill and the Aspen and Ivy … Continue reading Mysterious phenomenon at Birch Grill